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Tag: So Bad it’s Good

How’s this for a video game adaption? MORTAL KOMBAT REBIRTH!

by TheHappyKnife on Jun.08, 2010, under Top Stories

A good friend of mine forwarded this link to me. It may be a promo for E3 or it may be something else…
Warning: VIOLENCE!

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Top 10 Tuesday: Saving Money at the Movie Theater

by TheHappyKnife on Mar.30, 2010, under Features, Top 10 Tuesday

Everyone knows the economy kinda sucks right now. Jobs are hard to come by and money may be tight for a lot of people. For many out there, going out to a movie theater may provide some desperately needed escapism/entertainment/glimmers-of-hope-in-a-sea-of-crushing-disappointments. There’s only one problem:

Watching movies at the theater is f*cking expensive!
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New Live-Action GaikingTeaser Trailer!

by TheHappyKnife on Mar.29, 2010, under Top Stories

Gaiking was a Japanese Super robot cartoon series back in the 70’s.

Now some folks are making a live action adaption of it. As a mecha/giant robot fan, this has me stoked. It has a giant robot with a goddamn skull on its chest. I’ll be there on opening night.

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5 Drink Minimum: The Warrior (1981)

by TheHappyKnife on Feb.19, 2010, under 5 Drink Minimum, Reviews

The Warrior is The Chinese Connection meets Chinese Super Ninjas, but…Indonesian?

Does the thought of brightly colored, flagrantly acrobatic, old-school martial arts action send blood hurtling towards the swollen and tingly areas of your bikini zone? If so, step up to the bar, open wide, and swallow what I give you. 5 Drink Minimum is open for business, and our special of the day is the Indonesian martial arts fantasy film The Warrior.
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Now Playing: Legion

by TheHappyKnife on Jan.23, 2010, under Now Playing, Reviews

Legion = Terminator + Night of the Living Dead + Dogma – any sort of political/social satire
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